Starring: Robert Carlyle, Tom Wilkinson and Mark Addy

Director: Peter Cattaneo

In need of some quick cash, Gaz hatches a plan to launch a striptease act in order to earn himself and his out-of-luck pals some much-needed money. Unlike the Chippendales dancers, whose visit to a local Ladies Night inspires them, these friends are the furthest thing from the exotic dancer "ideal."

Gaz's best friend Dave is overweight and a little down in the dumps over a recent bout of impotency; ex-foreman and amateur ballroom dancer Gerald is hopelessly uptight; Horse, an old geezer whose dance repertoire includes the bump, the bus stop, the stomp and the funky chicken; and Guy, despite his love of Singin' in the Rain, has no sense of rhythm — he is, however, generously endowed.

Still, with boundless determination and Gerald's well-meaning choreography, they're soon dancing to the sounds of Donna Summer, Hot Chocolate, Gary Glitter, Sister Sledge and Tom Jones as they prepare to go for the terrifying but necessary revelation that will distinguish them from "your average ten bit stripper"... the "full monty" — totally nude!